The California Governor Trap

Here in California, we have a pretty fucked-up primary system when it comes to selecting a new Governor. The current primary system was shoved through during the last days of the Schwarzenegger administration β€” our last Republican Governor β€” theoretically to protect the little guy. It was really an exploitation of the easily-predicted situation we now face.

In this system, the top two vote-getters in the primary, regardless of party, face off in the election.

This time around, there are two truly horrible Republican candidates, and maybe seven Democrats of varying levels of viability. Roughly 40% of voters will give the horrible people roughly 20% each, with the fucking Fox News guy ahead of the fucking murderous county sheriff.

It is critical that a non-Republican gets more primary votes than the murderous cop. It would seem in a state like this that it has to happen. But if you divide the remaining 60% of votes evenly, no one comes close.

So do I vote for my favorite, or do I rally around someone who is already popular to make sure the election is not between two Republicans?

The rally-around candidates are a guy who worked for Biden, and an (apparently) reformed billionaire. Both are wealthy men with skeletons. The insider was not so good at his insider job and the billionaire did not get rich without costing others. I could vote for one of them, hoping to avoid the worst outcome. Either would be better than the Republican offerings.

Or I could vote for the person who would be the best governor of California. There is one woman still in the race, who has been criticized for her temperament. In a male candidate, the same behavior would be described as “assertive”. Her biggest problem with the one-time billionaire tax on the ballot is that it is only one-time, and bypasses the people who are only worth hundreds of millions of dollars. That’s a good start for me, but I have to study more before I decide.

But if I vote for my fave (whoever that turns out to be), will I help to install a Republican in Sacramento?

The Democratic Party is apparently composed of idiots. The whole reason you HAVE a party is to prevent this sort of thing. And while I think the Democrats are being absolute fucking idiots by ignoring their progressive roots (this is why we have the president we do), a party should AT LEAST be able to avoid this nonsense.

The Democratic Party is stupid and badly run; their only saving grace is “Hey, at least we are not actively evil… most of the time. You know, except for…” They are absolutely evil less than the Republicans, but “less evil” is not what I want to be voting for. This is exactly why people stayed home in the last presidential election and we have that motherfucker as president.

To pull my own ramblings back around to this election, I feel I need to circle up and make sure Fox News doesn’t score another major political office. But that kills me, because it just feeds the “less evil” narrative, which has been the downfall of the resistance. I want to vote for “good”!

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Tax the Rich – There, I said It

New York real estate baron Steve Roth, who unlike Donald Trump is a competent New York developer, said that the phrase “Tax the rich” was hate speech comparable to “disgusting racial slurs”.

Tax the rich.

This piece of shit is apparently able to completely ignore how the victims of those disgusting racial slurs made him rich. Steve Roth is not smarter or better than any of those people.

Tax the rich.

Slavery and worker exploitation that approaches slavery is what the American moneyed class is built on. The rich in this country did not make their money by being smart or clever, they became rich on the suffering of others.

Tax the rich.

The new rich have changed to a paradigm of wealth accumulation by sucking the life out of ordinary people. They are less racist, I suppose, because they will fuck over anybody.

Tax the rich.

Meanwhile, worker productivity continues to skyrocket, but the workers do not benefit. The benefit is concentrated among a handful of rich assholes.

Tax them. Tax the rich. Take the value created by the people actually doing the work and distribute it, first to those people, and secondarily to everyone else.

They did not earn their wealth. Tax them.

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How to Restore Global Faith in the United States

It used to be that nations could forge agreements with the United States and at least have some idea that the principles of the agreement would be honored. Businesses could make plans accordingly. With our current president, all that is out the window. You think you have a deal, but then his McDonalds is delivered in a Volvo and poof! the deal is toast.

It is simply not possible to make a deal with the guys currently in charge. You think you have an agreement, then our fearless leader has a soft poop and the deal is off. The rest of the world is coming to terms with this: Try to ignore crazy nuclear grandpa and hope he goes away. They will never again trust a nation that would elect someone like that.

But all is not lost. Here is how to regain the trust of the world:

  1. Orange Julius Cesar, in chains, a gift to Iran. While there are many deserving candidates for this gift, recency bias and impending economic disaster push Iran to the front of the line.
  2. Pete Hegseth to Central America in chains. I do not know which countries have the best claims for his blowing up fishing boats for propaganda points, so I left this general. Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
  3. Elon Musk to Africa in chains. Again, a general area, but as he came from there he needs to explain to the people there why he killed thousands if not millions by cutting off US Aid.
  4. RFKjr to Wuhan in chains. The shit that guy’s got going on, he should actually be used to advance medical science.
  5. All the insiders making millions off “prediction markets” using inside information about our capricious wars, in chains before US courts. They are ripping off their own citizenry, and are making strategic decisions about foreign powers and actual goddam wars with a profit motive. Strip them, and their families, of every asset.

I realize I have not properly addressed Europe’s newfound deep distrust. Maybe some of the generals and admirals carrying out Hegseth’s agenda. There’s plenty of war criminals to go around! Business will be booming in The Hague.

But that won’t stop the trade deal nonsense. The only way to get that trust back is for the courts and congress to SHOW A FUCKING SPINE. A nation can’t be negotiating with some guy, they are negotiating with an institution that has specific mechanisms in place to prevent some random asshole from unilaterally chucking a treaty out the window.

p47 imagines himself a king, but even if we let him to it HE IS BAD AT IT. He is the worst imaginable king!

Project 2025 has been stacking the Supreme Court for years now precisely to enable this bullshit. The white pointy hoods are off now; the people doing this know that it’s now or never. In November it is entirely possible that we will learn that the fascists have prevailed. At which point there is no deal with anyone anymore.

It is unfathomable why anyone would make a deal with us until they know who they are dealing with. And if it’s our current president, they know not to bother.

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TACO Tuesday

Breathing a little easier tonight.

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Defund the Oligarchy

When you look at history, it’s pretty striking. When the wealth concentrates in a tiny group, things get ugly.

For a while it looks good for the super-rich. Most people are still doing all right, even though a big portion of the value they create is diverted to make someone else rich. It’s even possible to think that if the super-wealthy showed any sort of restraint, that they could go on being super-wealthy without too much friction.

But a person doesn’t become a billionaire thinking like that. To become one of these atmospheric elites you must be incapable of that sort of idea.

There is an honestly insane idea perpetuated by media and folklore that to be a billionaire you must be a super-smart person. That is demonstrably preposterous. They all, without exception, made their money off the labor of others. Elon Musk is a drug-addled nepobaby. Peter Theil is a thin-skinned bigot. Name a billionaire, and I can tell you why they suck, and who made their fortune for them.

Tax those fuckers. Take the value created by the people who work for them and distribute it. No one deserves that wealth less than the people enjoying it.

And quit handing them my money! Peter Theil is bathing in my tax dollars, and even more in the dollars borrowed in my name. If you want to be fiscally conservative, stop giving these assholes free money.

Tax the rich. Take the media away from them. Then tax them more.

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Prop 50

Tit-for-tat redistricting is no way to run a country. But here we are. I voted in favor, even as I felt sick about disenfranchising voters. But I did not vote for prop 50 to recover the house seats that Texas is stealing. I voted that way to force the Supremes to quit weaseling around.

The Supreme Court has been dodging Texas, but they will not be able to dodge California. Their wealthy keepers will demand it, and the justices will face a choice: openly declare that they are in the thrall of wealthy donors, or stop all the nonsense in all the states, and require states to conform to standards that ensure equal representation.

I hope the Supreme Court declares Prop 50 unconstitutional.

BUT – if they stop California gerrymandering without addressing Texas, then we know the judicial branch has been bought, the three branches of government are now one, and the revolution is at hand.

And yes, I know what the word “revolution” means in this context.

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An Open Letter to Mike Johnson, Chief Capitulator of the House of Representatives

Today on the propaganda outlet OAN, Trump declared that he was allowed to overturn any legislation he didn’t agree with. In his words, “I am allowed to cut things that should have never been approved in the first place.” “Approved” means here “passed into law”.

Trump is declaring that he can overturn any law he wants to. It’s the kind of thing, Mike, that you might take umbrage with.

After all, your only function is to create laws. I would hope that you would object to the idea of your laws being overturned by executive fiat. On principle, of course. We all know you are only there to propose laws passed down from your overlords. But don’t you want to think that what you do matters?

You are technically the leader of the Republican Party in the House of Representatives, yet you have rendered yourself and all your colleagues irrelevant. You could have developed a spine at some point to defend your own job, but you didn’t, and I suspect you are content with history’s depiction of you ushering in the monarchy.

You, like many of your comrades, were never a legislator. You have always been a mole for the rich men who would kill their own housekeeper if it meant they wouldn’t have to pay taxes. You are a cowering, simpering little shit who does what he is told, and that’s the real story for how an inexperienced dark horse was elected Speaker of the House. The money demanded that a simpering idiot be put in charge, and the Republicans obliged.

Mike, not only are you weak and cowardly, you are stupid. When fascists rise to power, the survival rate for the little suck-up toadies who got them there is near zero. Project 2025 is in charge now, and honestly I don’t see Trump lasting much longer than you do. “Natural Causes” are coming for Orange Julius Cesar.

This is the world you helped create. Enjoy it while you are still useful to them.

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Rest In Pain, Charlie Kirk

Charlie Kirk was an odious human being. A real piece of shit. Hated women, hated brown people, hated the poor. A perfect spokesman for the current regime.

I hate political violence. I think shooting people we don’t like is not good. Charlie Kirk, however, did not think that way. Charlie Kirk thought shooting people that were not him was the price of the second amendment. Charlie Kirk hated women (unless they were servants). Charlie Kirk hated brown people. Charlie Kirk hated Jews. Charlie Kirk especially hated people who needed help.

I hope as he was bleeding out that he had the time to appreciate that his death was a logical conclusion of the religion he helped create. Certainly none of his acolytes will have that insight.

I do not venture terribly near social media, yet still I have heard that a lot of people are calling Charlie Kirk a “great man”. He was not anything of the sort. If you missed the second paragraph, he is scientifically a piece of shit. The world is better without him.

The world is better without him.

I am extremely disappointed when I hear a white man speak highly of him β€” at least that is the group with the the most to gain from his white christian nationalism β€” yet I am flabbergasted that anyone else would venerate his evil at their own expense.

“I don’t agree with everything he said, but he spoke eloquently?” Fuck that. Fuck that all the way to the moon. Speaking eloquently about being a nazi doesn’t make it OK.

Fuck that guy. I hope they find the killer and at their trial their entire defense is “dude was evil, had to be done.” Then I hope the killer is convicted, and runs for president, because criminals can do that now.

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Technocracy’s Big (Secret) Comeback

I have said more than once that we need to fundamentally change the way wealth is distributed in our society. I am not the first to say it, and I won’t be the last. Workers produce more and more, and the workforce as a whole is harmed by that trend. All the wealth they are creating goes into the pockets of a few at the top.

In the 1930’s, as banks failed and people lost access to food and shelter, many movements came up with ways to solve the problems that unfettered capitalism had fomented. Socialism and Communism gained in popularity, along with Fascism, which had a bit of a heyday not long after. In the mix were also some more wackadoodle ideas like Technocracy.

Technocracy is named more like a government system, but is mostly about economics. Based on the assumption of continued increases in worker productivity, the response is a very healthy “if people are more productive, they don’t need to spend so many hours producing.” So far, so good!

There is no money in the Technocratic State. Periodically each person is given a certain number of credits. They are not transferrable, and expire. When you go to the store and buy something, the credits you spend are not transferred to the vendor, they simply cease to exist. Shortages and surpluses are not the vendor’s problem.

Prices are controlled by the state, based on the energy required to create the thing. However that would work.

Before I get to some of the more wackadoodle parts, let me mention a couple of less-bad things about Technocracy. The credit distribution is essentially Basic Universal Income; everyone gets what they need. There are no billionaires; no one-percent. Wealth cannot be accumulated; all credits expire. Increased productivity means more for everyone, and more leisure time. Basing the pricing on energy consumed means that the environmental cost of the full lifecycle of an item can be built into the price.

I wrote once (I would include a link but I can’t find it… this blog is big!) that if you could make the cost of purchase of a widget include the cost of mitigating the environmental impact of producing, shipping, using, and disposing of it, there would be no need for any other environmental regulation. Products that pollute less will cost less.

In that same episode I pointed out that such a system was impossible to implement. The government would have to determine the environmental harm tax on every damn thing. The government would have to be swift, efficient, and not subject to second-guessing.

Technocracy solves that problem by getting rid of Democracy along with money. Instead, dispassionate, unbiased engineers would run the show. In this particular autocracy, decisions about the economy would be made by people who recognize that without money the economy is just a machine. They would make the best choices because they are smart and not swayed by greed or politics. They are engineers, dammit, immune to the frailties of humans.

Edison and his ilk were heroes back then; these were the people who should be running things!

Get your chuckles in now; things might turn scary later.

Let’s not even get into how innovation happens in this environment β€” presumably the engineers in charge will be able to judge every idea and allocate the appropriate resources, with the sole goal to increase worker productivity balanced against energy cost (and state security) further.

One of the core tenets of currency is fungibility. Any dollar is worth the same as any other dollar. All dollars are interchangeable, so they can just as well be numbers in a bank’s computer. The technocrat’s credits are non-fungible: they each are unique and limited in utility and duration. The techno-cretids are, quire literally, non-fungible tokens, or, as the kids say, NFT’s. Put that in your pocket for a minute.

Anyway, no money. Which makes it hard to deal with any economy that still uses money. The answer from the Technocracy proponents was (is?) simply this: don’t. Even back in the 1930’s this was already a stupid and unworkable idea, but the Technocracy proponents wanted to create an absolutely isolated nation that had all it needed, and was surrounded by physical and military walls. No trade, no tourism, no diplomacy.

This proposed nation involved the United States annexing Canada, Greenland, and Central America at least as far as the Panama Canal; preferably further.

Huh. That’s an interesting list, these days. Greenland?

Something else that is interesting: Elon Musk’s grandfather was an active proponent of this nonsense back in the day.

Perhaps it is coincidence that Orange Julius Caesar wants to annex Greenland and take back the Panama Canal. But seriously, Greenland? Perhaps the shift toward isolationism in our diplomacy is not simple stupidity, but stupidity informed by a larger, even stupider goal.

We can be damn certain that OJC loves being rich, but maybe that just means Elon hasn’t told him the whole plan yet. More likely Elon and OJC have built into their plans a way to be far more equal than everyone else in the new regime – they will preserve the billionaire class.

Maybe you’ve already thought of this, but that hypothetical council of wise, unbiased engineers that is supposed to run things? Elon has already fired them. In his drug-addled brain, our new overlord will be AI. Programmed by Elon and his bros, carefully trained to advantage Elon and his bros.

You would have to be seriously high all the time to think something like that could work, but… Elon. He’s already trying his fizzy-brained best to replace at least some of our government with generative AI. If you credit him with having enough brain to form an endgame, replacing money with NFT’s and government with an AI he controls seems like a good candidate.

Am I saying that Elon Musk is a drug-addled idiot eager to adapt the overt racism of one side of his family and the elitist ideals of both to use his wealth to compel a simpering sycophant president to create a world to his liking? Am I saying that the current President of the United States is the simpering sycophant mentioned above, and who like a starving dog will follow any plan as long as it leads to personal profit?

No. Clearly I am not saying that.

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The War Against Universities is a War on What makes America Great

When mechanized industry began to replace agriculture, the United States adopted a policy no other country on the planet had considered: mandatory high school.

The results were profound. Industry in the United States had a pool of skilled labor that made our nation THE place to get shit done. My home nation handled this transition so spectacularly well that we became a world power. Other nations insulated the working class from access to education, and paid the economic price.

Up to now, there has been in this nation a general belief that school is good. Sure, there are the special schools accessible only to the wealthy, that don’t actually teach anything special but allow the wealthy to form their own elitist clubs and stack the Supreme Court, but in this country, and ONLY in this country, there are high-quality schools for everyone else.

Name any discipline, and eight of the top ten universities in the world will be in the United States. Seven of those will be state-sponsored universities.

Kids around the world dream of studying in an American university. It is so easy for us to take for granted that we have a sprawling complex of high-quality state schools, that when our current government moves to undermine them that it slips aside. We don’t protest because what is proposed is so absurd we must not have heard it right. Only an idiot would undermine this massive advantage.

That executive order hamstringing the NIH is about a government agency, and not about our schools, right? You know the answer. Defunding science is defunding our future.

MAGA hates education. We haven’t reached “shoot anyone with glasses” yet, and won’t for a while, but we must recognize that the current regime is actively anti-education, actively anti-knowledge, and actively anti-thought. Actively anti-American.

Education was a big part of what made America great. It is hard for people like you and me to understand why so many of our electorate now resent people who have been to school. But that resentment is real, and we have to deal with it. The obvious answer is to increase access to school for everyone. Not necessarily college, but technical or trade or just the skills to run a small business. Anyone who can’t find a job should be able to learn a new job.

School should be available to everyone in this country, without regard to age or history. Schools should be a center for meaningful research. Schools should now be exercising their voices to protest their own emasculation.

So here’s me shouting. I’m shouting for the people who don’t have skills to get a good job, who are tipping the political scales because they don’t. They are not stupid, or lazy. But they have been taught to resent the intellectuals, and therefore to shun any action they might make that might make them an intellectual in the eyes of their neighbors.

More school for everyone. More free school for everyone. Let’s remember what really made America great.

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Two Subversive Things I Saw Today

A story about a young snow reporter headed for greatness: Special Vermont Resistance Edition

A country music video with Willie and some glam guy singin’ about how it’s OK to be queer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BirJMnMcfBs

Carry on, comrades.

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Good Night, Jimmy

Flags are at half-mast today, recognizing the passing of the greatest former president this country has known.

He was a politician from the South, and he was not perfect. His wife Rosalyn snapped him back to the path of righteousness, and he never forgot that.

His presidency was marred by his desire to do what was best for the little guy. He wanted working people to have good lives. A doomed enterprise from the start. But when his presidency was torpedoed by Ronald Reagan illegally negotiating with the Iranians (seriously, it was a flagrant disregard of our laws), he was forced from the presidency and in that moment he found true greatness.

It is probably not possible to count the number of homes people live in now that he personally helped build. It is not possible to measure the effect Jimmy Carter had on democracy in other nations as an election observer.

Jimmy Carter deserves his rest now. There will not be another like him in US Politics, and more’s the shame, even if he proved why someone like him should not be president.

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Trump is Stupid, and Putin Loves him for it.

Like you, I am watching the destruction of our nation happen in real time. Trump could simply put stupid people in charge of our government, but he has to go one further and put stupid people uniquely antagonistic toward their mission in charge of our government.

RFK Jr is a spineless idiot whose only contribution to humanity is the death of 83 people. Actually, that’s just one campaign, it’s pretty clear he has killed many more.

And that’s only the start. We have a QAnon queen in charge of Intelligence. Even the name of the department should disqualify her! She is a puppet of Russia and if I were an intelligence asset in that country I’d be grabbing my go-bag about now. Boebert is so goddam stupid it makes my head hurt.

Oh, and hey, let’s put a sexual predator (and Trump sexual predation enabler) in charge of the department of justice! Why the fuck not? You know this guy will put the law first.

Donald Trump is a stupid man. Really fucking stupid. He honestly doesn’t understand how important his job is. Sure he knows that it makes him a really big deal, but he has no idea at all that there is responsibility that goes with that.

Meanwhile, over in Mother Russia, Vladimir Putin is laughing his ass off. Ukraine is now his. His right to poison dissidents will not be questioned. And all he had to give up were a few flattering words to a little toadstool.

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A Beautiful Sentence About Ugly People

At Defector.com, today David Roth wrote this, about the people who share the stage with Orange Julius Cesar at rallies:

These were shitty roast comics and disgraced ex-Mayors and disgraced ex-wrestlers and disgraced TV psychiatrists and radio hosts, disgraced scions of similarly disgraced American political families and Trump’s weedy sniffling adult sons andΒ Tucker CarlsonΒ and the various free-riding kooks and replacement-level elected masochists and aspiring genocidaires aiming to sneak into power by hiding their hideous chittering forms behind Trump’s luxurious width.

His prose is beautiful, his message crucial.

Donald, it is not incredible.

Someone tried to shoot Donald Trump today.

β€œIt is incredible that such an act can take place in our Country,” he wrote.

It is not incredible. He and his pals have worked very hard to make sure that assassins are well-equipped in this nation.

You made this world, buddy, and the only reason you are still here is because the shooter missed.

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