It’s right there in the name! And that’s only ONE of the reasons people should avoid antibiotics:
- Anti-Life, as mentioned
- You need to be careful what you put in your body.
- Antibiotics have directly caused a higher percentage of the US population to be infertile.*
- Antibiotics contain sunspots, just like vaccines do.
- Amoxycillin has G6 microchips in it. Way worse than G5!
- Some nut job on the Internet says that antibiotics are just a way for THEM to control you.
- People give cows antibiotics, and just look at them. Fuckin’ herd animals!
- I AM that nut job. And I’m telling the truth, God as my Witness. Well, at least about #3. That’s true.
- Don’t listen to me; do your own research. Only don’t listen to THEM. They’re all liars.
There is the part of me that says, “Jerry, discouraging people from taking life-saving medicine is BAD! Capital B-A-D!” But maybe I’m saving lives here. The sooner people who act with no regard for the safety of their fellow citizens die off, the safer the rest of us will be.
So fuck it. I’m all about aiming an anti-antibiotic campaign tailored straight for the anti-vaxers. Use their words, make them imagine themselves heroes set upon in an egregious age, and let them die of a routine infection. Not so much murder as assisted suicide, and for the greater good.
* By massively increasing the average human life expectancy, antibiotics have increased the percentage of people past child-bearing age.