Suicide Squirrels Revisited

Recently I learned something about myself. When faced with a squirrel who seems determined to be bisected by my 100-psi 28mm bicycle tires, my response is to shout “Dude!” at the rodent. Perhaps better spelled “Doooooode!”

It is an involuntary response on my part, and it has expressed itself a few times lately. So far my shouting has worked.

3 thoughts on “Suicide Squirrels Revisited

    • I think my bike would win the encounter, but the lengths I would go to to avoid running over the rodent probably put me at greater risk than the squirrel.

      • Aim for the squirrel, and all those that you hit, cut off the tail and attach it to your seat, so they blow fetchingly in the wind.

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