With a special nod to AT&T
When a guy is trying to call his girlfriend after his Internet connection goes haywire, and he discovers that he has no signal, he should not be held responsible for damages when a “more bars everywhere” commercial comes on.
I’m just saying, is all…
I bet Prague has more bars than most places in the USA.
Glacier National Park and Kodiak Island have some big hunkin’ bars that’ll chew yer tail right off.