As those have been around know, sometimes I like to take a look at the searches that lead people to this site. Sometimes I put the search string in pig latin here so the actual search will still go to the intended episode. This episode is not as well cross-referenced as previous ones, but on dialup it’s just too painful to go back and look up the episodes that were hit.
- XML RSS feed seduction – I’ve always found RSS to be pretty sexy too.
- horrible accident pictures – I hope that my lovely words overcame their morbid fascination. I probably just fed it.
- all curse words in pig latin – I guess they couldn’t uckingfay do it themselves.
- “steve martin” “no pants” – now there’s a real fan.
- free parking lot sex meps – Ooo! I want one! It’s the word meps that brought them to me.
- sweaty ass damp pants – no comment
- spaceshipone escape velocity – get this one pretty often. No, kids, it does not reach escape velocity. Not even close. Not even close to close.
- rain water and grain alcohol – it’s all about purity of essence
- stuff that’s in montana like mountains and some other things – it’s the other things that interest me most
- unkyhay esusjay ontestcay – interest is starting to pick up on that topic again.
- amy car – may it rest in peace. On an italian search site this blog came up in the top slot!
- sweaty ass problem – it’s never been a problem for me
- drunk women get haircuts – a new reality show?
- JOJO HOW OLD IS SHE – I’m not telling, but she’s been my beer slave for a long, long time. I guess Jojo is also some up-and-coming kid pop star. Just what we need.
- drink shots get drunk – You’ve come to the right place, baby!
- Fuck everyone poems – I’m going to have to look around for those myself.
- 2th birthday game ideas – I’m sure among us we can come up with some good suggestions…
- my college sex tour – That’s what I’m dong wrong! I’m not going to colleges and having sex!
- peterbilt bumper chicken lights – for truckers who already have the flashing pink flamingos.
- elk poop picture – I should have taken some better shots when I was in Yellowstone. Here’s the best I have.
Well! That’s quite a list and there’s lots more I left off. Of course there were the usual searches for culinary advice and squirrel violence, and many for bars, especially the tourist trap in Jackson Hole.
On a barely-related note, the SSDC episode was linked on some site called madville.com on Monday. Wow! by far my biggest day ever, but not one person left a comment.