Now you will be, too.
This (somewhat dated) image of a NASCAR fan is disturbing on so many levels that all I can say is, “Hell yeah!” Don’t click that link if you’re happy with your life the way it is.
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So what number’s on your back Jerry?
/milk shooting out the nose laughter
But what is shaved on his wife’s back?
Well, CA what number did you shave on Jer’s back when he fell asleep in front of the TV?
New Mexico is famous as a place where holy images, such as Jesus or the Virgin Mary, show up on seemingly random items, such as tortillas and tree trunks, turning such items into holy objects.
Shortly after the death of Dale Earnhardt, (I’m not making this up), a family claimed holy status for a goat, because it was born with a white mark on its back that looked like Earnhardt’s number 3.
Damn it! I knew he was cheating on me- who’s that women taking my pabst beer drinking, gut exposing, toothless, unemployed boyfriend to Nascar. That better be his mama.