I might have mentioned bacon lollipops a while back; I’m too lazy to go look. But now there’s this!
The copy in the announcing email read thusly:
For years, mankind has looked up to the stars and asked, “Why is bacon so awesome? And can it be improved?”
While we here at Lollyphile can’t answer the former without slipping into flowery prose, we are confident in answering the latter. Yes. Yes, it can be improved: it can also be a stimulant. The equation looks like this:
(organic, sustainably farmed bacon) + (Vermont maple syrup) + (the caffeine equivalent of two cups of coffee) = Caffeinated Maple Bacon Lollipops
We’re really, genuinely proud of these lollipops. Not like the normal newsletter or press release “We are proud to offer…” proud, but like the genuine, “Hey lookit this thing my child can do exceptionally well” proud. Really proud. And excited.
Now isn’t that something? (No, at this time I do not get a commission for lollipop purchases.)