The Sharks are +1 in the playoffs while I’m wearing my Sharks jersey — they’ve scored one more goal than the opposition. They are -5 when I’m not wearing it.
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Suicide Squirrel Threat
For your protection, Science has established the above threat level. Adjust your duct tape supplies accordingly.
Update as of the end of game 3: Sharks have yet to score when I’m not wearing my jersey. They did rally nicely in the third period tonight after I was done working out, but it was too late.
Dude!! That is proof enough that the jersey must not be taken off… EVER!!!
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Also, the sharks scored about 10 seconds after Ottik put his jersey on this morning…proof he should never take his jersey off too!
A bit more then 10 seconds, maybe 30, but Otto has his jersey draped…someone please tell mommy how important this is…