I defy anyone, anywhere, to get one of our current LLM’s (incorrectly called AI) to create an image of a person with a crooked nose.
If it were actual AI, the machine would start with an image of a person, then make the nose crooked in a realistic fashion. That’s not how the current batch of tools work.

The ONLY requirement in the prompt above is that the nose be crooked. Yet while the noses are big and cartoonish, they are straight. Apparently “man” means facial hair, and “crooked nose” means wearing a sweater. That was Bing. ChatGPT created images that harshly distorted other parts of the face, but kept the nose straight.
I have been goofing with the image generators to create a placeholder cover for a novel I have finished more than once, and am still working on. But for that cover, it is absolutely critical that the person shown has a crooked nose. No sense bothering otherwise.
In the spirit of driving technology, I now formally declare the Muddled Prize to the first person to generate a crooked nose using so-called AI.
Send me a prompt and a model, and if I don’t have to pay an arm and a leg to confirm it, I’ll buy you TWO beers. Or I’ll shoot you ten bucks. Your choice.
Note: Weirdly Snake-like is not crooked:



