… but there’s a guy at the bar tasering himself. He starts the taser going, filling the whole room with a sinister buzz. He slowly moves it closer to his skin until he spasms violently and shouts “Ouch! Goddamit!”
A few seconds pass, and he does it again. Buzz. Spasm. “Ouch! Goddamit!” I am… astonished.
When you start feeling romantic about bars, remember this guy. I will too.