Melissa
Melissa
Lives in Alpine
Is pure Jersey
Always calls me sweetheart
Lives in Alpine
Is pure Jersey
Always calls me sweetheart
Tight jeans
Low-cut top
She’s got it
No doubt about that
Shepherdess
Her flock all strays
She presides
My third favorite bartender
Shouldn’t the title of this poem be Backhanded Compliment?
“Dear Melissa, your’re great.
But.
You’re a third place loser. Loooooozzzerrr. The big “L.”
She would understand.