Listen up kids. Life is not a toy. Life is not something you throw against a wall to see what happens. Life is not something you leave out in the rain. Life is a puppy. It’s crazy and spastic and will pee on you sometimes and poop in your shoes, but you have to take care of the puppy.
Seriously. Take care of the puppy. I’ve had enough bad news this week.
Take care of the puppy.
Death is forever. You can’t change your mind.