I am on the back patio, and over the fence I can hear my neighbors talking. Apparently they have massively upgraded their home security system, replacing the gravel alongside their house with LAVA! It is now very risky for the children to play along there, but apparently they are willing to take the risk. I hope they’re careful.
And now over the fence it’s remote marching band practice.
yes, true to your plan, I read the title quickly as “Ingenious Home Security.” Not until I read the post and re-read the title did my re-wired brain read it correctly. Well done, sir.
Technically, I think it’s not igneous until the lava cools. I took liberties with the language.
That’ll raise hell with the stormwater system, running down into and then solidifying when it cools…
Good point. Perhaps that’s why lava is more commonly used indoors.