Flubbergasted

adj. How you feel when you step on the scale and discover that you’ve gained two pounds in the last 24 hours.

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2 thoughts on “Flubbergasted

  1. Back when I had a scale, I could fluctuate up to five pounds in the second between stepping on the scale once and stepping on it again a few seconds later. Mine was a cheap scale, though; objectively not accurate in any reasonable manner.

    • We had a scale like that; it made it really hard to enforce the “no beer when you’re above the target weight” rule I had a couple of years back. Turns out accurate scales are pretty cheap these days.

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