Quantum Leap is Out of Focus

Much like many of you out there, the Official Sweetie of Muddled Ramblings and Half-Baked Ideas and I will choose a show on television and watch the whole damn thing from beginning to end. Right now we’re working on Quantum Leap, with Scott Bakula.

I will not bother explaining the conceit of the show to you; but for a brief respite during season two, every episode starts with an explainer. Note to producer: The last six people watching your show in season five already know what is going on. But the explainer does eat minutes of airtime that would otherwise have to be filled with newly-produced entertainment.

In season one, there were some serious technical problems that made it all the way to my screen. Focus was dicey, and whoever was holding the boom mic was fully incompetent. Audio quality during a tedious monologue would degrade until suddenly it shifted to terrible ADR. No attempt was made to make the dubbed audio match the sound that had come before.

And no show I have ever seen has piled the stereotypes up in such a magnificent heap. Sexy Nun, Nice-Girl Stripper, and evil fight fixer were all in the same episode! Hoo, boy, when you get to the serious issues, the straw men and insulting archetypes come swarming out of the rafters. When a story about desperate measures so a Native American can die under the sky on his own land suddenly turns to scalping, you just want to kick Hollywood in the balls.

One of my favorite performances from Johnny Depp is when he played Ed Wood. Wood was perhaps the worst director ever, but Depp turned him into a hopeless optimist. As long as the words were there, as long as the actions were there, the kids watching would see through all the flaws and love the story as much as he did.

I do not credit the makers of Quantum Leap for such a fantasy. They were making a TV show for a major network, and it is baffling to me that simple, fixable flaws made it to the screen. Ed Wood would roll a scene and shout “Perfect! Move on!” even though the shot was a disaster. Somehow, the directors and producers of Quantum Leap were allowed to do the same thing.

“Good focus on Al’s ear,” I said last night.

There is a person on most sets whose entire job is to get the focus right. In some shots that’s incredibly complicated, keeping tight on a particular part of the action as actors move thought a scene. Other times, when people are holding still, it’s just about carefully measuring the distance from the subject to the lens, and getting everything set up right.

All that assumes, of course, that when the camera is rolling, that the subject is still at that same distance from the camera. Maybe the focus puller did their job, and then the actor moved. But these are professionals. Someone has to notice and speak up when the actors are off their marks.

And if you shoot three episodes in a row with serious focus problems, maybe you should realize that it’s time to change something. If you suck at focus, stop down the camera to make it more forgiving. Maybe the background is more distinct, and maybe your Director of Photography doesn’t like that, but tough shit, asshole. We’re putting the training wheels back on.

OSMRHBI and I have only four episodes left in the series, and we will watch them. We’ve come this far; we will see it through. At this point, I think the entire crew is saying the same thing — let’s just end it and go home — with the possible exception of the two stars of the show. It seems like they still give a shit, most of the time. Bakula is still the earnest doofus he was in the pilot, and that is the only thing that has earned this show a fourth season, let alone a fifth.

I have to say that this show confronts racism without blinking, and I appreciate that. The n-word is used by white cops, with all the bile and violence it carries. The word is also used by people who imagine themselves better, and prove they are not. Sexism is confronted, and while it took a few seasons, homophobia is brought into the network TV spotlight as well. This is a show with justice as a pillar of its very existence, and they are mostly brave about that.

The fifth and final season, when the writing was already on the wall, put our leaper in and around famous icons — Kennedy, Monroe, Presley. It felt desperate, but Official Sweetie and I started making shark jokes at the opener of season four.

And they all keep saying “leaped” instead of “leapt” and while the dictionary doesn’t support me on my distaste for that form it still bugs me.

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Official Sweetie and I, in the scant hours since I wrote the above, have watched the final episodes of the series. The last episode is really pretty good. Well-written, and almost always in focus. If there is a little last-show-of-the-series indulgence, it’s thematically accurate and not overwhelmingly sappy. It could go down in the annals of great series endings but first you have to wade through a bog of shit to get there.

It’s over, now. We are done. There is better TV to watch, and better things to do with our lives.


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  1. This is great dude. Most of the time I can’t seem to get myself through the oldies due to addiction to modern cinematography. I loved Star Trek TNG so much I thought anything from that era might be bearable. Turns out I was just a nerd. But omg, original ST is nearly impossible for my brain to digest (I realize this is a terrible comparison, and would be willing to stick it out if you say it’s worth it – hell I enjoyed the movies). I wondered if a similar thing might happen if I did the same with QL to get the back story on this Beckett guy before I watch the remake (of which I enjoyed the first few episodes well enough). It started off pretty well, so I continued. Then I felt as you do, I believe. I can get past the shitty AV. Man it’s a f*ing cliché invasion ; an endless barrage! And while I certainly applaud their relentless assault on social injustices, damn man take a break from that every now and then ; you have five seasons to do that with!!! But really what drew me here is the desire to know if anyone felt as I do about getting that NATIVE AMERICAN trope so wrong. I swear to Great Spirit if they said INDIAN one more time I was going to put my fist through me own telly. They’re not from India people! Same with the Red Skins ; seriously dude??? Never heard of cultural appropriation? When did Native Americans start agreeing that this land is called America? I’m tempted to count how many women he kisses throughout the whole show. Enter yet another pretty girl. Me: “Oh, right, here we f*ing go again” And the incessant adoration of sports and muscle cars; dude it’s like an apologetic jock decided to write a show clearly aimed at the nerd spectrum – by it’s premise anyway. Ha ha, I got it. The show should be titled something like “The Jock’s Nerdy Apology” Alas, I wade on through the (epic) “bog of shit” (and cheese, ad nausea) toward the end, determined to fully enjoy the references in 2022’s rendition. Nearly done with season two. Wish me luck. Thank you for this.

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