A simple, unordered (perhaps obfuscated-ordered) list:
- I tried to read Feeding the Eels on this site from start to finish but I could not.
- I am growing seriously tired of spending my weekends fiddling with code
- At this time, I have only indirect influence on hiring php programmers at my company—I can recommend, but there are no openings in my group.
- At this time
- I know php upside-down and sideways
- I have decided that this is a year for finishing things.
- I like to teach
- I seriously don’t want to dig into the guts of my WordPress theme to figure out why I can’t read all of Feeding the Eels
- I write software for a living
- There are a lot of punk kids out there who can dance with WordPress and php even though only grandads seriously think php is cool
- Feeding the Eels has been dangling, almost-finished, for years.
- I would never ask a kid to work for free
