A Big Weekend

Three days, three big things.

First! Billy was Adopted!

Second, Stripes was adopted!

These two events have filled the house with a joy we were sorely needing. Both adopting families have kids and other dogs and fell in love right away. I am sure those awesome pups have long and happy lives ahead of them, and will bring joy to their families.

Those great pups securely in their new homes means another will be coming here pretty soon. Which makes this even more exciting

Breakin’ on through to the other side!

The flooring has been a slog, but this weekend we navigated the portal between the two halves of our home. That floor is so damn beautiful I just stop to stare at it sometimes. This transition was tricky; based on math that started in the back of the closet in the master bedroom, and the absolute refusal of walls to be straight, there were some pretty subtle angle cuts. But those are done now, and we are off to the races on a section of floor without fiddly bits and surprises. Choosing the right plank to put in next is now the biggest challenge. It’s so encouraging.

I hope your weekend was as good as mine.

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Self-Driving Cars: They’re Doing it Wrong

I can’t wait for self-driving cars. I would like to spend a long retirement never having to drive. Don’t get me wrong, I love driving. I love hitting the right gear and working the clutch perfectly at the apex of a tightening uphill curve. That’s the thrill we live for.

But that’s when I choose to drive, not when I have to drive. I HATE driving to work. It is stupid and inefficient, a grind surrounded by people who believe ten seconds of their life is worth exacerbating the problem for everyone. There are enough of those that they, too, are delayed. The thing is, it is absolutely possible for our roads to handle that traffic without slowdowns. You just have to get rid of the drivers.

Cars moving on the freeway and on city streets would be massively more efficient if they simply cooperated. This is more than the simple “zipper” concept that seems to be beyond the understanding of half our population. Way more.

If all the cars talk to each other, they all hit the brakes together when there’s a problem. Cars in the fast lane could literally hook together, bumper to bumper, a train with good aerodynamics that can shed and add cars without ever slowing down.

On city streets, the story is similar. If cars work together, traffic is fundamentally changed. Traffic signals are obsolete. Those four-lane-each-way urban arteries can become two lanes each way, and the recovered space given to bicycles, pedestrians, and sidewalk cafés.

This is not where the car tech bros are taking us. They are spending massive resources to try to train cars to be autonomous vehicles. It is easy to believe that those cars would suck less than human drivers — at least they won’t be looking at their phones — but right there is a way to fundamentally change how cars work. The current thought is to make cars that make better decisions. That’s all right, but limiting those decisions to individual cars misses the whole point.

Cars should not have to make decisions based only on their own sensors. Any attempt to make robot cars work that way is blind to the opportunity. Cars can share data! Cars can be guided by a central control that can optimize traffic flow!

As far as I know, ALL robot cars are built simply to be better autonomous drivers. Autonomy is antithetical to the goal.

In a well-designed system, every car would simply be following instructions. They would have sensors that could put on the brakes if there was a pedestrian in the road, and when those brakes were hit the whole city would know about it and adjust.

Car hive-mind seems obvious, but no one is building it (as far as I know). Why not?

Alphabet, Tesla, the rest of them, sell cars, not infrastructure. But what we need is infrastructure before we start setting the cars loose. We need those guys to find a way for cars to talk to each other. Or better yet for there to be a central system that guides all the cars.

There’s no money in that for the car guys. Making the next transportation system is not in the interest of the billionaires. But it’s the right answer.

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The California Governor Trap

Here in California, we have a pretty fucked-up primary system when it comes to selecting a new Governor. The current primary system was shoved through during the last days of the Schwarzenegger administration — our last Republican Governor — theoretically to protect the little guy. It was really an exploitation of the easily-predicted situation we now face.

In this system, the top two vote-getters in the primary, regardless of party, face off in the election.

This time around, there are two truly horrible Republican candidates, and maybe seven Democrats of varying levels of viability. Roughly 40% of voters will give the horrible people roughly 20% each, with the fucking Fox News guy ahead of the fucking murderous county sheriff.

It is critical that a non-Republican gets more primary votes than the murderous cop. It would seem in a state like this that it has to happen. But if you divide the remaining 60% of votes evenly, no one comes close.

So do I vote for my favorite, or do I rally around someone who is already popular to make sure the election is not between two Republicans?

The rally-around candidates are a guy who worked for Biden, and an (apparently) reformed billionaire. Both are wealthy men with skeletons. The insider was not so good at his insider job and the billionaire did not get rich without costing others. I could vote for one of them, hoping to avoid the worst outcome. Either would be better than the Republican offerings.

Or I could vote for the person who would be the best governor of California. There is one woman still in the race, who has been criticized for her temperament. In a male candidate, the same behavior would be described as “assertive”. Her biggest problem with the one-time billionaire tax on the ballot is that it is only one-time, and bypasses the people who are only worth hundreds of millions of dollars. That’s a good start for me, but I have to study more before I decide.

But if I vote for my fave (whoever that turns out to be), will I help to install a Republican in Sacramento?

The Democratic Party is apparently composed of idiots. The whole reason you HAVE a party is to prevent this sort of thing. And while I think the Democrats are being absolute fucking idiots by ignoring their progressive roots (this is why we have the president we do), a party should AT LEAST be able to avoid this nonsense.

The Democratic Party is stupid and badly run; their only saving grace is “Hey, at least we are not actively evil… most of the time. You know, except for…” They are absolutely evil less than the Republicans, but “less evil” is not what I want to be voting for. This is exactly why people stayed home in the last presidential election and we have that motherfucker as president.

To pull my own ramblings back around to this election, I feel I need to circle up and make sure Fox News doesn’t score another major political office. But that kills me, because it just feeds the “less evil” narrative, which has been the downfall of the resistance. I want to vote for “good”!

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Tax the Rich – There, I said It

New York real estate baron Steve Roth, who unlike Donald Trump is a competent New York developer, said that the phrase “Tax the rich” was hate speech comparable to “disgusting racial slurs”.

Tax the rich.

This piece of shit is apparently able to completely ignore how the victims of those disgusting racial slurs made him rich. Steve Roth is not smarter or better than any of those people.

Tax the rich.

Slavery and worker exploitation that approaches slavery is what the American moneyed class is built on. The rich in this country did not make their money by being smart or clever, they became rich on the suffering of others.

Tax the rich.

The new rich have changed to a paradigm of wealth accumulation by sucking the life out of ordinary people. They are less racist, I suppose, because they will fuck over anybody.

Tax the rich.

Meanwhile, worker productivity continues to skyrocket, but the workers do not benefit. The benefit is concentrated among a handful of rich assholes.

Tax them. Tax the rich. Take the value created by the people actually doing the work and distribute it, first to those people, and secondarily to everyone else.

They did not earn their wealth. Tax them.

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How to Restore Global Faith in the United States

It used to be that nations could forge agreements with the United States and at least have some idea that the principles of the agreement would be honored. Businesses could make plans accordingly. With our current president, all that is out the window. You think you have a deal, but then his McDonalds is delivered in a Volvo and poof! the deal is toast.

It is simply not possible to make a deal with the guys currently in charge. You think you have an agreement, then our fearless leader has a soft poop and the deal is off. The rest of the world is coming to terms with this: Try to ignore crazy nuclear grandpa and hope he goes away. They will never again trust a nation that would elect someone like that.

But all is not lost. Here is how to regain the trust of the world:

  1. Orange Julius Cesar, in chains, a gift to Iran. While there are many deserving candidates for this gift, recency bias and impending economic disaster push Iran to the front of the line.
  2. Pete Hegseth to Central America in chains. I do not know which countries have the best claims for his blowing up fishing boats for propaganda points, so I left this general. Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
  3. Elon Musk to Africa in chains. Again, a general area, but as he came from there he needs to explain to the people there why he killed thousands if not millions by cutting off US Aid.
  4. RFKjr to Wuhan in chains. The shit that guy’s got going on, he should actually be used to advance medical science.
  5. All the insiders making millions off “prediction markets” using inside information about our capricious wars, in chains before US courts. They are ripping off their own citizenry, and are making strategic decisions about foreign powers and actual goddam wars with a profit motive. Strip them, and their families, of every asset.

I realize I have not properly addressed Europe’s newfound deep distrust. Maybe some of the generals and admirals carrying out Hegseth’s agenda. There’s plenty of war criminals to go around! Business will be booming in The Hague.

But that won’t stop the trade deal nonsense. The only way to get that trust back is for the courts and congress to SHOW A FUCKING SPINE. A nation can’t be negotiating with some guy, they are negotiating with an institution that has specific mechanisms in place to prevent some random asshole from unilaterally chucking a treaty out the window.

p47 imagines himself a king, but even if we let him to it HE IS BAD AT IT. He is the worst imaginable king!

Project 2025 has been stacking the Supreme Court for years now precisely to enable this bullshit. The white pointy hoods are off now; the people doing this know that it’s now or never. In November it is entirely possible that we will learn that the fascists have prevailed. At which point there is no deal with anyone anymore.

It is unfathomable why anyone would make a deal with us until they know who they are dealing with. And if it’s our current president, they know not to bother.

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