Bacon Haiku
Let some bacon in haiku
fix what’s ailin’ you
side order of happiness
greasy crispy bliss
– TG
Greasy piece of lard
Oil drenched yummy goodness
bacon gift from GOD
– BJS
Salty crunchy good
The dog tackles me everyday
Ouch that’s not bacon dog
– BMR
Bacon oh Bacon
from the sizzle to the crunch
a cat eating beans
– pL
crisp pink perfection
the pig’s noble sacrifice
as the chicken smiles
– Harlean
m-m-m bacon
m-m-m-m-m bacon
baco frickin n
– Jerry
delicious frying
bacon on the hot griddle
blt coming
– john[liz]
bacon, ham, porkchops
magical meat animal
oh how i love you
– john & liz
if i ever thought
that bacon would cease to be
i would stab my face
– liz
when i eat bacon
i find that i enjoy life
more than e’er before
– liz
this one time in france
i did bad things with bacon
that i won’t forget
– liz
bacon on my knee
feel the oil burning me there
wish i had a plate
– john (dedicated to liz)
like the morning mist
the dew upon the branches
bacon is profound
– liz
why bacon, you ask?
why do we draw breath each day?
why does the sun rise?
– TG
Bacon sizzles hot
A breakfast with John and Liz
Going to eat that?
– The Eightster
you must know, eighster
all’s fair in love and bacon
would you like seconds?
– liz
gleam in greasy eyes
unseen but for its effect
stealth ninja bacon
– TG
back when we were kids
Liz and I would eat bacon
then go to the park
– TG (dedicated to liz)
if i had a choice
my sister would always win
over all bacon
– liz
find us if you can
ultimate bacon haiku
we will be waiting
– TG
Pork belly futures
My plate the fulcrum of Time
Ghosts of Breakfast Past
– John H.
Following Soup Boy
John ain’t got no office job
Can’t pay for bacon
– Squirrely Joe
Look at your breakfast
Chicken did a good job but
Pig was committed
– Squirrely Joe
Bacon o bacon
‘Tis thy crispy porcine
Flesh I miss the most
– dyczko schmeeczko
find us if you can
ultimate bacon haiku
we will be waiting
Pork belly futures
My plate the fulcrum of Time
Ghosts of Breakfast Past
sausage comes in links
bacon arrives in rashers
until now
It appears that you missed one, but fortuantely I don’t take these things too personally. The pig, however, might.
Ode to bacon and eggs
Look at your breakfast
Chicken did a good job but
Pig was committed
Hooray pig!
Missing haiku rectified. And, yes, hooray pig!
Bacon o bacon
‘Tis thy crispy porcine
Flesh I miss the most
Kandee – are you vegetarian? And how the heck are you?
Jim Gaffigan says
“My greasy lover bacon”
Is he right, or what?
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Heres one we’ve written on our deli walls.
Bacon oh bacon
Bacon bacon oh bacon
Love in five letters
k n k
Thanks! Your masterpiece is now in the heavy rotation.
Forget the lettuce
Nevermind the tomato
Just eat the bacon
Heartbroken, dumbstruck
I vow to have you again
Waiter more bacon!
New bacon haiku! Awesome! Into the rotation you go! Um… soon.