In part 1 of what is almost certain to be a series, we look at a simple, step-by-step guide on how to turn your misplaced anger into a moment of fame at the expense of an innocent third party.
- Get in a snit. It has to be a snit with a recognizable name.
- Go to a meme generator site and paste your rant on a picture. People don’t read words unless there’s a picture behind them.
- Notice that your rant doesn’t really seem all that worth getting upset about. ADD SOME LIES. Racism is a good one. The mouth-breathers who thrive on this shit will eat it up.
- Post it on Facebook!
- Feel gratified when a quarter of a million other idiots jump on the bandwagon and start trashing the organization that has done nothing wrong.
- When people actually start to mention ACTUAL FACTS, duck and cover. You don’t need that sort of negativity in your life!
- Years later, thousands of people will still believe the ridiculous accusations you made were true. If you libeled a small charitable organization, for instance, you could permanently undermine their ability to make the world better.
GREAT JOB, SHRILL VICTIM!
