Bacon Haiku
Let some bacon in haiku
fix what’s ailin’ you
side order of happiness
greasy crispy bliss
– TG
Greasy piece of lard
Oil drenched yummy goodness
bacon gift from GOD
– BJS
Salty crunchy good
The dog tackles me everyday
Ouch that’s not bacon dog
– BMR
Bacon oh Bacon
from the sizzle to the crunch
a cat eating beans
– pL
crisp pink perfection
the pig’s noble sacrifice
as the chicken smiles
– Harlean
m-m-m bacon
m-m-m-m-m bacon
baco frickin n
– Jerry
delicious frying
bacon on the hot griddle
blt coming
– john[liz]
bacon, ham, porkchops
magical meat animal
oh how i love you
– john & liz
if i ever thought
that bacon would cease to be
i would stab my face
– liz
when i eat bacon
i find that i enjoy life
more than e’er before
– liz
this one time in france
i did bad things with bacon
that i won’t forget
– liz
bacon on my knee
feel the oil burning me there
wish i had a plate
– john (dedicated to liz)
like the morning mist
the dew upon the branches
bacon is profound
– liz
why bacon, you ask?
why do we draw breath each day?
why does the sun rise?
– TG
Bacon sizzles hot
A breakfast with John and Liz
Going to eat that?
– The Eightster
you must know, eighster
all’s fair in love and bacon
would you like seconds?
– liz
gleam in greasy eyes
unseen but for its effect
stealth ninja bacon
– TG
back when we were kids
Liz and I would eat bacon
then go to the park
– TG (dedicated to liz)
if i had a choice
my sister would always win
over all bacon
– liz
find us if you can
ultimate bacon haiku
we will be waiting
– TG
Pork belly futures
My plate the fulcrum of Time
Ghosts of Breakfast Past
– John H.
Following Soup Boy
John ain’t got no office job
Can’t pay for bacon
– Squirrely Joe
Look at your breakfast
Chicken did a good job but
Pig was committed
– Squirrely Joe
Bacon o bacon
‘Tis thy crispy porcine
Flesh I miss the most
– dyczko schmeeczko