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magnificent insignificance

November 13th, 2006
 

My spelling checker didn’t like pissant. Stupid spelling checker. It suggested piss-ant. Just to make sure I wasn’t completely insane I consulted my dictionary (oh, dictionary, help me enumerate the ways I love thee…) and sure enough there it was. Origin: the noun piss+ant. So of course I looked up piss. It comes from the Old French verb ‘pisser’, which the dictionary theorizes is imitative of the sound. But then I had “French” and “pissant” in my head at the same time, and I typed in “puissant”, a fine word if ever there was one, and opposed to pissant on more than one axis. Not only do they mean pretty much the opposite, but people who are likely to use one are unlikely to use the other.

A challenge to the muddleverse: a bit of doggerel that will fit in the header above that uses both words, preferably next to one another. You may work individually or in groups.

8 Responses to “magnificent insignificance”

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    Lydia Manx
    says:

    I went to use the word pissant in a story and checked historially when it was in useage–and I couldn’t find it back far enough back *growl*

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    Jerry
    says:

    My dictionary says mid-17th century, if that’s any help.

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    Bob
    says:

    How about:

    Gambrini puissant;
    pissant’s beer of choice Bud Light
    sorry for the drain.

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    John H.
    says:

    Obliviously,
    Dubyuh plods his petty course:
    A puissant pissant.

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    Aser
    says:

    And here all my life I just assumed “pissant” was a way of referring to “pismire”. God, I’m ignorant.

    Great poetry, though.

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    Jerry
    says:

    I believe even knowing the word pismire exempts you from accusations of ignorance. (I had to look it up.)

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    Timmato
    says:

    After a slip into the toilet by what I can only call a pissant, puissant waters swirled, ultimately drowning it. If it was a spider I might have saved it.

    /yea I went there…

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    Carol Anne
    says:

    Knowing the word “pismire” might also indicate a crossword puzzle fan. That, and “adit,” “Adar,” “esne,” and “erne.”

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