The Perfect Holiday Gift

There’s not much more I can say about this. It’s an armored car with a cozy interior, accent lighting, and a fancy sound system. Seats five comfortably in even the seediest of neighborhoods. It’s only $20K, and if you use the link to order I get a few hundred bucks of that! It’s like two gifts in one! Get one for all your friends.

I should point out that I’m a year late stumbling on this gift; Matthew Baldwin of Defective Yeti first wrote about it last year in this column.

One thought on “The Perfect Holiday Gift

  1. For 20K, I’d expect something bigger than a 6hp Tecumseh engine. And if the thing weighs only 1100 pounds, that armor plating isn’t exactly depleted uranium.

    Still, I like the color.

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