Comments on: Taking the edge off

By: PL

PL — Wed, 12 May 2004 02:00:40 +0000

I missed no pants day! Dr. Pants, please, a bit more warning next time so I can put a reminder on the ol calendar!

By: Jerry

Jerry — Sat, 08 May 2004 06:25:47 +0000

The spelling is dilemma. Just think of a pair of lemmas, frolicking in a field, playing their cute little lemma games.

Then go look up lemma. Hmm… and if you had two of them in conflict…

Ain’t words a hoot?

By: Gerald Byrnes

Gerald Byrnes — Sat, 08 May 2004 01:30:40 +0000

Woah! we just went from isolated occurance to widespread sightings to a DELEMMA. (how do you spell that?)(you, know, delimma)

By: Gerald Byrnes

Gerald Byrnes — Sat, 08 May 2004 01:27:25 +0000

From my mom’s experiences with the squirrel/doorbell incedent, I know that there will be a burning paper bag. That bag will be a message to all of us to leave the S.S.D.C. alone. We must act before the bag comes.

Also, what if the squirrels have there own doorbell hidden in the rokc pile beneath the house? The would have unlimeted access and not have to go to the effort of having to telekineticly ring the doorbell. On te other hand, it takes some of the fun out of the delimma.

By: Gerald Byrnes

Gerald Byrnes — Sat, 08 May 2004 01:12:15 +0000

Actualy, i think that that was during lunch break, and several people had been talking about rabits jumping on to the road and staying there. Itold them i knew something similar and told them to google squirrel guts, rutabegas, death cults, ocelot, and elevator. By the way you are the top and bottom entry for that search.

And Mom, it was macaroni, not fijitas. It would have been fajitas if we had any beef.

Good thinking on the squirrel/doorbell issue.

By: Jerry

Jerry — Fri, 07 May 2004 22:29:37 +0000

Now I’m sure that the advertizing at the bottom of this window is based on the text of the comments. Right now I’m looking at an ad for a book called Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

By: jesse

jesse — Fri, 07 May 2004 21:38:08 +0000

your quest for the role of pants is a good one. In fact, in the beginning, our founding fathers had a HUGE discussion on the role of pants. See any of the Pantaloon Papers by Madison. Why oh why did we favor pants over pantaloons?!?! I say, bring back the pantaloon. Or perhaps Dr. Pants’ already has.

By: Jerry

Jerry — Fri, 07 May 2004 19:54:35 +0000

As a side note, any time you read a message from me to Dr. Pants, you should read it in the voice of Sean Connery.

By: dr pants

dr pants — Fri, 07 May 2004 19:50:30 +0000

songstowearpantsto has a great song…Tusen Tak(thousand thanks)

By: Jerry

Jerry — Fri, 07 May 2004 18:49:13 +0000

So, Dr Pants, if that’s your real name, what do you do on No Pants Day? Are you the target of persecution from the anti-pants junta?

Over at songstowearpantsto.com there is a special no pants day song.